So, I was watching the Apprentice on Thursday, and spent the better part of it cowering on the couch. Although I still believe Tana’s task – as shown – was tons harder than Kendra’s, the Olympic Event was just…traumatic. From Chris saying that the crooked signs were “Good enough for government work” to the un-proofed…

From Shakespeare in Love: Philip Henslowe: Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. Hugh Fennyman: So what do we do? Philip Henslowe: Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well. Hugh Fennyman: How? Philip Henslowe: I don’t know….

It’s official: This year’s Beach wedding is last year’s backyard wedding. Doesn’t anyone want to get married in a non-descript hotel ballroom anymore? No? Three weeks, three requests for beach weddings. Plus a couple more on craigslist. My best friend Dee Dee thinks it might have something to do with the crappy weather we’ve been…

Okay, it’s 3:30 in the morning, the advice column is up, the blog is up, and I am going to bed. Tomorrow I’m tracking down a potential site for my future webmistress and trying to find hotels in Santa Barbara. And middling things like changing my car insurance and going to Target. Ah, the glamourous…

Okay, so Craigslist is like, the greatest thing ever. I found our house on Craigslist. A great deal of my clients found me on Craigslist, and I’ve found a few of them there as well. Part-time jobs, DVD players, you name it, I’ve found it. Right now, I’m trying to find a reasonably priced Treo…

Seriously.So, I spent all of today updating my website – I addded new pictures, and a link to this blog. I started out just wanting to put in the new advice column, but then I wanted to add the blog. And I love that picture of Diane and Andrew that my friend and one-time assisstant…

So, Saturday and Sunday I was in Orange County. Like, DEEP Orange County. Two hours round-trip from my humble little abode in the San Fernando Valley. What I love about this gig is that every wedding is different. Sunday’s wedding was at the clubhouse of a planned community – Ladera Ranch. This place was pretty…

Q: Oh, you’re a wedding planner? (Head tilt)Like J.Lo?A: Like J.Lo in the movie, yes. And, if you think about it, like J.Lo in real life, as well. Q: Is being a wedding planner just like the movie?A: It’s not far off. I wish I had her supersuit with all the bottles. Instead, I carry…